Some Kind of Boldness

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via mathsdebater)

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

(via mathsdebater)

In case anyone ever wondered how Jack could speak the natives’ language (and why he went to that island in the first place).

(Source: celaborn, via becauseitsjohnnydepp)